My new book just got announced today! It’s called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLDand it’s about the edges of science, the limits of what’s currently possible thanks to the technology that humans have already invented or are currently inventing, and the open questions that, once answered, will turn what’s left of the impossible into the possible. It’s also really fun and funny and you’ll learn a lot and have a lot of fun.
If you liked my previous nonfiction book, HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, have I got a book for you! And if you DIDN’T like my previous book, well don’t worry because this one’s WAY BETTER.
Officially licensed Super Mario Bros. 3 T-shirt depicting a Ptooie. The Ptooie is depicted without its signature spiked ball, and alongside a phrase that implies that it snaps at Mario. In the actual game, Ptooies are contented to walk around balancing their spiked ball in the air by blowing at it, and do not snap at Mario.
OUT TODAY AT A BOOK STORE NEAR YOU! The Mystery of the Meanest Teacher is a middle-grade series about Kid Constantine trying to find his way through being the new kid at school and also being attacked by demons and ghosts. Take it from me, the author: it’s good.
Kid Constantine is used to getting into all sorts of supernatural scrapes, only to escape by the skin of his teeth. But when he’s sent to America, he discovers there’s some problems witch you can’t run from…
It’s recommended for readers 7+ and I hope you and/or any little heckraisers in your life love it!!
I’m not usually one to police what people should be reading but this seems like an extremely bad choice for a kid’s series, almost explicitly designed to trick kids into reading about horrible gruesome murder and stuff
Drethelin, I promise you, this middle-grade graphic novel for readers aged 7 and above is in fact not explicitly designed to trick kids into reading about horrible gruesome murder and stuff. It’s actually explicitly designed to teach kids how to be their true authentic selves without being a jerk to everyone around them, temping though that sometimes is. Also it’s fun and funny and has ghosts in it!
OUT TODAY AT A BOOK STORE NEAR YOU! The Mystery of the Meanest Teacher is a middle-grade series about Kid Constantine trying to find his way through being the new kid at school and also being attacked by demons and ghosts. Take it from me, the author: it’s good.
Kid Constantine is used to getting into all sorts of supernatural scrapes, only to escape by the skin of his teeth. But when he’s sent to America, he discovers there’s some problems witch you can’t run from…
It’s recommended for readers 7+ and I hope you and/or any little heckraisers in your life love it!!
Do you like having OPINIONS? How about answering SURVEYS about them, for no reason except just for fun??
(note: these are just screenshots. the actual link is at the bottom)
I am working on a new game. It involves guessing the answers to survey questions (kind of like Family Feud). So, to populate the game, we have posted a bunch of surveys.
Most of them are for ANYONE, but there are also some specifically for PARENTS, SPORTS FANS, ACTORS, and so on.
Some are light, some are serious, some get very personal, and some get a little weird.
Please check out the page, answer any surveys that you like (they’re all short and pretty fun), and feel free to forward to anyone!
I’ll also take any reblogs you care to offer. We are hoping to get at least 500 answers to each survey by the end of June!
stop saying “sorry for party rocking”, instead try “thank you for your allowing me to party rock” or “I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight”
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
the haps: they may be here!
I create a comic called Dinosaur Comics and I write a bunch of COOL BOOKS including my choose-your-own-path adaptation of Shakespeare called Romeo and/or Juliet and it's GREAT and I even have my own Twitter account which is nice too
Lives in Toronto
TOTALLY MARRIED
Speaks all of the languages ever
Born on October 20th
